from another blog

Wife bought me a tea tray for Christmas with the following on it:

She says it's me & her........

mr and mrs monkey...

rescued from the shelves of despair, mr and mrs monkey have found true happiness in their twilight years. mr monkey having no sense of smell is unawares of mrs monkey's need to wear her 'eau de toilette' on the heavy side. and most peachy indeed is mrs monkey, being very hard of hearing, is not kept awake at night by mr monkey's tres terrible snoring. one might think an old monkey may not snore when his nose is a fabric button, but think again because he does.

thanks to http://dottieangel.blogspot.com for producing the artefact.

by the way, I do snore, but I don't have a button for a nose.